Yes, my life is shit;
I got fired from the Spritz--a water park so nice and clean
They really detested my acts obscene.
I really loved that place and now I’m such a waste.
I may as well go back there and take my life
Got my sunscreen, got my knife
Yes, my life is shit, but once I was so pure
Until I pounded in your kiddies’ chlorine drenched turds
I’m sliding down, where everybody knew my name, I’m sliding down
Open a main vein on the slide called “Geronimo!”
Last breath obscene, final inhale of black tar and speed
Your kids are stunned when they’re blasted with hep-c piss
And rotten blood from a former water park employee turned suicidal thug